Pre-Owned
2022
Chevrolet
Equinox
LT
- Value Price $23,888
Once upon a mystical meadow, three unicorns---Sparkle, Glitter, and Dale---were busy designing their dream cottages out of rainbows and recycled glitter. But danger lurked. The Big Bad Wolf, now rebranded as "Batty the Blowhard," was on a mission to huff, puff, and blow their happiness away.Batty had a reputation: one viral video showed him demolishing a cloud castle with a single sneeze. But this time, Batty faced a new challenge. No sooner had he set his sights on Sparkle's cottage than the unicorns posted about their secret weapon---a *Pre-Owned 2022 Chevrolet Equinox*---on MagicGram.Barry scoffed. "A car? Against my gale-force charm?"But then he saw it. Gleaming in *Blue Glow Metallic*, the *Equinox* was more than just an SUV---it was a lifestyle. Unicorns posted reels of it smoothly navigating enchanted forests, its *1.5L turbocharged engine* purring like a kitten on a velvet pillow.Intrigued, Batty test-drove the *Equinox*. Its *front and rear park assist* spared him the embarrassment of parallel parking disasters. The *dual-zone climate control* soothed his temperamental fur, while the *Wi-Fi hotspot* let him upload his first-ever #WolfInEquinox selfie."Who needs destruction when you've got* Bluetooth streaming for two devices and 203 lb-ft of torque*?" he mused. Batty swapped huffing and puffing for road trips with Glitter as co-pilot and Dale DJ-ing via *Apple CarPlay*.Car magazines raved. Chariot Monthly called it "the only SUV that bridges the gap between mythical beasts and family drives." Meanwhile, Batty's followers skyrocketed with his new hashtag: *#HowlInStyle*.Moral of the story? Whether you're a wolf reforming your image or a unicorn cruising in confidence, the *Pre-Owned 2022 Chevrolet Equinox* is the ultimate answer. On sale for a limited time, it's your ticket to legendary adventures---and maybe even a truce between wolves and unicorns. #TameYourWildSideCome check out this or any of our huge selection of quality pre owned inventory at www.thompsonauto.net or give us a call anytime at (603) 505-8319.